Alright APW, we are back again for another edition of Interview with The Vampire…today we will sit down with megastar Tyson F’n Marshall, as he takes us on a mental stroll into some background on who he is, why he is here and what he wants to do next!
Tommy: ” Well well Tyson, you got your prized possession in the US title last night and then turned around and defended it successfully in the same night, how are you feeling champ?”
Tyson: ” Roll it back; say it again… The United States Championship.. Crazy to think huh Vachon? You and me going at it for the United States Presidential Campaign- not that it matters anyway as I’M the one carrying the gold around here.. You might even go as far to say I’m more American than YOU are… I’m just honoured that the poor yanks out there finally have an American role model they can look UP TO- I’m flawless FACTS.. I’m charismatic FACTS… And now.. I’m unstoppable.. FACTS.”
Tommy: “I will give it to ya Marshall, you are the one with the gold around here and I cannot deny that…as for more American, hell that may even be possible, after such a long lifetime…I am essentially a little bit everything, but I don’t blame you for not wanting to claim the country you are actually from…Your good friend Stan, had a bit of a mental lapse there when Rhonda entered the picture…however it really tore you guys apart, how did that affect your psyche?”
Tyson: “My psyche? My PSYCHE? Sometimes people go off the rails- Stan getting caught up with Rhonda was another door opening for me.. I went on in no doubt to stamp my name as a singles competitor around Alpha Pro, not only capturing the Twitch Championship… Twice but also the longest reigning Discord Champion. How can I sit here and complain about THAT? Stan learnt his lesson… And the Alpha Pro Lockeroom learnt there’s.. Call it killing 2 birds with 1 stone… and what a gorgeous stone it is.”
Tommy: “Indeed you did, you really held it down during your singles run for sure. You’ve had an incredible time here in APW and have made waves and turned heads since the beginning, but what is some of your back story? Why pro wrestling?”
Tyson: “Don’t make this into some kind of obituary.. had.. really? HAD Vachon? I didn’t need pro wrestling- pro wrestling needed ME. I’m what’s been Larkin around here and boy does it show, look around Vachon half the locker room is dead for crying out loud! It’s clear from the very second my name signed on those dotted lines for a contract on Lakewood EVERYTHING around here needed a Facelift or 2; and it’s been history ever since.”
Tommy: “Alright, my apologies, maybe I should of worded that a little better…Tommy Laughs…Now that Bloody Gorgeous is back together, what’s the plan?”
Tyson: “You trying to get in our game plan punk HUH- whatever BG is doing- or IS going to do is confidential business… I’ll leave it at this… Domination. Brutal, hardcore GORGEOUS DOMINATION.”
Tommy: ” Well that is respectable, I wasn’t prying…just trying to give the Bloody Gorgeous/Tyson Marshall fans a sneak peek into what to expect in the future is all. On the recent taping of the Alpha Games reward show we saw the mighty return of Tyson Storm who left the door following an altercation with Bloody Gorgeous, do you have any word on his shock return?”
Tyson: “Fuck Tyson Storm, Eljay Styles and the rest of that stupid faction- I forced Storm out of Alpha Pro, but there was one problem about that Vachon… I didn’t lock the door. The fact Storm strolls around this place like he’s accomplished half of what I’VE done and has the nerve to call himself the ONE… HAHAHA It STILL makes me laugh.. He’s a joke.. He’s a… BITCH. This interview is OVER.” Tyson Marshall clutches the United States Championship and pulls off the microphone leaving the room slamming the door upon exit.
Tommy: “Well there you have it folks…Tyson Marshall had a whole lot to say, and glad to see the broken neck didn’t have a single effect on how he treats people. Vachon winks Until next time, have a wonderful evening and I will see you guys on Lakewood…
As Tommy gets up to leave the interview room, one of the backstage crew give him a package “Huh, this is weird…”
